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The what-do-I-do-when-it's-raining-page!
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We shall rejoice and be happy, says the Bible in several scriptures -
this can also include games and all sorts of fun!
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Here is a free screen cleaner
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It really works!
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Turn your speakers on!
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Ever seen a cat play the piano?
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Amazing how this man juggles the balls to the music!!!
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Here are some fantastic vison and brain tests. Click to proceed... 
 Concentrate on the 4 little dots in the middle of the picture. Then close your eyes or look at the wall in front of you. You'll be seeing a bright circle and then you'll see... well you'll see!!! |
| There’s a little old Christian lady living next door to an atheist. Every morning the lady comes out onto her front porch and shouts “Praise the Lord!” Now the atheist yells back, “There is no God”. Yet, she does this every morning with the same result. As time goes on the lady runs into financial difficulties and has trouble buying food. So she goes out onto the porch and asks God for help with groceries, then says “Praise the Lord”. The next morning she goes out onto the porch and there’s the groceries she’d asked for, and, of course she says “Praise the Lord”. The atheist jumps out from behind a bush and says, “Ha, I bought those groceries – there is no God”. The lady looks at him, smiles and shouts “Praise the Lord, not only did You provide for me Lord, You made Satan pay for it!!!!” |
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The Haircut
A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his father, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut; and we'll talk about the car." The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut." The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair." To this his father replied, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?" |
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Can you help me please? I have a big favor to ask you. This weekend, some of my friends will be coming to visit. But I don't have a guest room... They are very nice and polite people, really. Would you mind accommodating them in your house for a week? I have already given them your address and phone number. I hope you don't mind. It's really a matter of urgency. Please don't let me down! Here's a picture of them so that you can easily recognize them. And please, give them a nice dinner as well, for they will be tired out after their long trip. They will arrive at your house in two Mercedes Benz vehicles, one white and the other one green. I thank you so much in advance, I know you won't let me down.
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Dog spelled backward is still man's best friend!!!
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THIRTY BOOKS OF THE BIBLE
There are thirty books of the Bible in this paragraph. Can you find them? This is a most remarkable puzzle. It was found by a gentleman in an airplane seat pocket, on a flight from Los Angeles to Honolulu, keeping him occupied for hours. He enjoyed it so much, he passed it on to some friends. One friend from Illinois worked on this while fishing from his john boat. Another friend studied while playing his banjo. Elaine Taylor, a columnist friend, was so intriqued by it she mentioned it in her weekly newspaper column. Another friend judges the job of solving this puzzle so involving, she brews a cup of tea to help her nerves.
There will be some names that are really easy to spot. That’s a fact. Some people, however, will soon find themselves in a jam, especially since the book names are not necessarily capitalized.
Truthfully, from answers we get, we are forced to admit it usually takes a minister or scholar to see some of them at the worst. Research has shown that something in our genes is responsible for the difficulty we have in seeing the books in this paragraph. During a recent fund raising event, which featured this puzzle, the Alpha Delta Phi lemonade booth set a new sales record.
The local paper, The Chronicle, surveyed over 200 patrons who reported this puzzle was one of the most difficult they had ever seen. As Daniel Humana humbly puts it: “The books are all right there in plain view hidden from sight.”
Those able to find all of them will hear great lamentations from those who have to be shown. One revelation that may help is the books like Timothy and Samuel may occur without their numbers. Also keep in mind that punctuation and spaces in the middle are normal. A chipper attitude will help you compete really well against those who claim to know the answers. Remember, there is no need for a mad exodus. There really are 30 books of the Bible lurking somewhere in this paragraph waiting to be found.
Have a blessed search!!!
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Who should make the coffee?
A Man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." The wife replied, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee." The husband was amazed, "I can't believe that; please show me in the Bible where it says that it is the man's job to brew the coffee!" So the wife fetched the Bible, and opened to the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, and finally got to it. And it indeed says.............. "HEBREWS" |
